Ask Clover and Trailblaze

Feb 25

afriendlyhobo:

Guys, an artist named Piecee and I have started a collab blog where I write it and he arts it! Go follow and ask anyone in ToaC a question!
http://couriersmailbag.tumblr.com/

This also means this blog will be inactive. You should probably unfollow and start following the new blog if you want. 

afriendlyhobo:

Guys, an artist named Piecee and I have started a collab blog where I write it and he arts it! Go follow and ask anyone in ToaC a question!

http://couriersmailbag.tumblr.com/

This also means this blog will be inactive. You should probably unfollow and start following the new blog if you want. 

Jan 04

dannyxyz asked: But, I thought Ace only slept with the tough bucks.

I am as confused as you are…

Dec 23

mrwastelander asked: Now for a limited time you can get the KFC Double Down! Available in limited quantities for a short time, so if you want Double Down you gotta act fast! 100% Premium chicken

Fucking coward… 

Nov 26

MORE leaked naughty pictures?!

WHERE ARE THEY GETTING THESE FROM?!

I dunno, I kinda like it… damn I’m hot… -Ace.

I… I’m going to have a lie down…

I’ll join you.

http://poprocksnsfw.tumblr.com/post/36582363516/another-piece-of-ace-and-clover-from-foe-tales-of

(Seriously guys, go follow.)

Nov 07

Oh my… (NSFW Fanart.)

HOW DID THEY GET THIS?! WHERE ARE THE CAMERAS! ACE SET THIS UP, DIDN’T SHE?!

(Hey guys, got a NSFW fanart if any of you are into that. Its Clover and Ace doin it.)

(!NSFW!) http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/8074/ponyporn.jpg (!NSFW!)

Oct 19

excelsior-the-luchador asked: Hey Trailblaze, is it possible for ya ta sneak on over to the motor control part of Clover's mind and make him hit himself? I figured since yer all up in his mind 'n all.

I probably could, but why would I? I can only take control for limited amounts of time, and believe it or not I need him intact. He is going to be my taxi to Double Down for when I rip his heart out and feed it to a starving dog.



Uh…thanks?

afriendlyhobo:

PSA. THIS GUY IS NOT ME. DO NOT ADD THIS POSER ON STEAM. 
If you are reading this, poser, What The Fuck. Seriously, man. Why would you block me when I want to find out why the fuck you’re trying to be me? 
I recommend that everyone report him. This guy seriously has no business using MY avatar that I made. Seriously.
You can add the real me, btw. The commenter in the picture is me.

Seriously, guys. This is just not on.

afriendlyhobo:

PSA. THIS GUY IS NOT ME. DO NOT ADD THIS POSER ON STEAM. 

If you are reading this, poser, What The Fuck. Seriously, man. Why would you block me when I want to find out why the fuck you’re trying to be me? 

I recommend that everyone report him. This guy seriously has no business using MY avatar that I made. Seriously.

You can add the real me, btw. The commenter in the picture is me.

Seriously, guys. This is just not on.

Sep 29

silver-mod asked: Listen Clover I'm not sure how the hell equestria got destoryed but I did here your story.... Hell of a thing kid my advice when this is over buy yourself some apple seeds, find a pretty mare , and settle down prove that you ain't no pony murder scum sucker for us alright? Also pop the Double Down in the ass once for me would ya kid?

Already found a pretty mare, shame I can’t talk to them… And by that, I mean Ace. She’s smart, tough, funny, and can save my ass from just about anything. But I’m a coward, so…

I don’t need apple seeds, I’m going home as soon as possible to take my farm back from the Fed fucks that took it from me! I want MY apples back at MY price. 

As for Double Down… He shall feel my wrath.

Sep 27

New cover!

I look too badass…

New cover!

I look too badass…

Sep 13

mrwastelander asked: 'Member, the only card you need to win is the Ace of Spades courier

Oh is this supposed to be one of those philosophical things?

I’d need at least a ten after that if I’m gonna win a game of blackjack. 

Don’t be so-

He’s probably talking about Ace, you dweeb…

No he isn’t he-

Her name’s Ace. Her cutie mark is an ace of spades. Its on her flank. He’s saying the only card to win is her flank, so that you can probably touch it with your hooves and more.

o//o